Need sex. Gaining weight.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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