Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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