All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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