Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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