I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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