shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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