Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize