Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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