I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's just like the Real World with babies
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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