there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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