Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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