Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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