did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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