You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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