No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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