Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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