We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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