seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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