Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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