i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Shame is for Republicans.
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