Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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