I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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