I molested 6 butterflies tonight
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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