his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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