my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
