Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
my poor anus
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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