He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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