Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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