u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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