We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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