Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And then my night got REAL pukey
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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