You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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