I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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