3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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