Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
