Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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