ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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