Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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