cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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