when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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