i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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