But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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