Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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