It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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