I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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