No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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