A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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