good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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