Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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