How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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