Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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