Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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