That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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